Sexy Mustard

1. What sometimes comes up on new "smartphones" when you try to type "Sexy Bastard".

2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.

Ex 1.

"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"

Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".

by Desk Jockey July 30, 2010

Mustard Malfunction

An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboard. Mustard then drips on to the keyboard and, while trying desperately to wipe it off, one will press too many keys and freeze the computer.

"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"

by Lady of the... March 8, 2009

Mustard Gas Bomb

When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.

by ThatGuyUBlue December 26, 2016

Mustard

A mustard is a person who has a slight yellow tint to them . Examples would be Asians .

Hey brian .. how about that nice mustard with the booty of an angel on her .

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 12, 2019

Mustard

Collective noun describing a group of retarded children

Hide your crayons, there's a Mustard of retards approaching.

by Dildozermaniac February 14, 2019

Mad Mustard

Sperm, cum, jizz

Kia wanted a taste of my mad mustard.

by Lockedawayinart October 12, 2008

Mustard Gas

Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.

The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.

by 4459eud9f9rer98yeryr7weyr9ew November 5, 2019