munchies

The munchies are a tasty side effect of smokein bud where you become uncontrolably hungry and begin to eat lots of junk food

me right now i just smoked an eigth and have the munchies like a bitch so i got two packs of oreos two instant ramen thingys two peices of cake and a pizza

by Buckeyes June 11, 2006

Michigan Lean Pocket

The act taking a shit in ones mouth and proceeding to face fuck it.

Chris took a hot steamy shit in Shirley's mouth and then fucked her face. The Michigan Lean Pocket was thought up by three bowling alley workers on a league night while thinking of what to do to some of the bitchy league members

by Richie Crow April 11, 2010

michigan

A ROCKIN STATE that gets longer days off then florida.

florida sucks and michigan rocks

GO BLUE

by noodlemac August 2, 2006

Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps

A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:

Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

by smludwig October 10, 2007

Dexter Michigan

The coolest suburb of Ann Arbor, Michigan. It's small, but fierce.

"I wish my town was as cool as Dexter Michigan."
"Dexter Michigan may be small, but it's way cooler then my city!"

by dexterlove January 1, 2012

Beer Munchies

Self explanitory you dumb shits.

Frank: I got the beer munchies fellas, ill be back later.

by JonnyC March 15, 2005

Michigan Mud Mitt

A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.

Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.

by Diana March 9, 2005