Text message pimp

-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times

"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"

by Fo Thugz November 14, 2006

massachusetts

A very wonderful state located in the always beautiful new england. Cold snowy winters,warm sunny summers,colorful treed autumns,and flowering springs. Home of the most wonderful Boston Red sox and New England Patriots. Let me add that westfield is the bestfield of mass.

Red sox and pats rule Mass

by Elizabeth from bestfield January 21, 2005

Israeli Mossad

An institution that was saluted by Mountain Dew for demolishing 3 towers during the September 11th attacks.

"Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!"
-Dub The Dew website

by WizardPenguinTB March 19, 2021

massassian

One who is a member of Massassi (the website or the ancient race).

MadQuack is a massassian

by Aaron March 24, 2003

message board decoder ring

A mythical tool used to decipher message board posts made by a person who is speaking to one individual person about something only the two of them understand....both of whom, ironically, are usually tools themselves. The goal of the tools is to hope people wonder what they are talking about. The tools can only be thwarted by a decoder ring tool.

Oh bless my stars, another incoherent post by the ancient one....I MUST know what it means! Now....where did I leave that message board decoder ring....

by L0VE (the 0 is a zero) February 20, 2011

[messager]

n. 1. Some one who sends messages. 2. A program that sends messages.

1. Her texting skills were incredible. She was the top messager of all her friends. This messager add on really increases the number of messages you can send.

by theATM February 27, 2014

rim massage

The rubbing of the outer sphincter for pure enjoyment or as a precursor to anal intercourse in order to relax it and make it open to allow for insertion.

Oh baby, let me give you a rim massage before I take you from behind.

by Lola Chanson January 4, 2016