mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

mooshark

An immature way of being random, which nevertheless is considered humorous. A mooshark is a shark with the skin and pattern of a cow, hence the moo which isa popular description of the sounds a cow emits.

Mooshark! Har De Hoo Har Har.

by Peacemaker July 3, 2006

mochaylay

a fat or gay faggot that likes to eat buttholes for dinner not for breakfast but for dinner

hay look it is a mochaylay. omg u r right

by dicerboy69 February 9, 2008

Mocha Banana

The Act of having anal sex.

"Yesterday, Garret gave me a Mocha Banana."

by sargent pepper June 11, 2008

Moochfuck

I'm guessing it's simply a person that leeches off of you repeatedly and happens to also be something of a "fuck".

Could also be a 20+ year old man with no real healthy libido or incentive really to have his own life. Lives with enabling mother. He probably has Xbox pajama pants to go with the closest thing to a girlfriend he has; his Xbox. With no job and no real future he'll probably end up being a plumber or a hobo...or a couch potato...at his mother's house of course. Has probably watched Hentai multiple times.

May have some strange religious beliefs too.

Rob is such a Moochfuck, he doesn't have a job and all he does is play Xbox at his mom's house...and I'm pretty sure he still lives there too.

by That one Ex Girlfriend. January 3, 2010

Mocha Frappuccino

Mind blowingly amazing. Cold drink, preferably from Starbucks containing all the ingredients of a mocha; one shot of espresso, some liquid chocolate and milk (cream optional), but blended with crushed ice. Tastes like a chocolate milkshake but better.

Wow it's hot, I could kill for a Mocha Frappuccino right now.

by Boo12345 November 15, 2012

moncha

larger than life persona

he uses his moncha to persuade people to vote for him

by toughone March 12, 2016