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Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes
"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)
by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024
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Modern day loveletter

pretty much just your feelings through texts
Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter
by featherface=) May 29, 2009
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modern mom

when you just swaggin like that ya heard????
ares: i just spread more cp

random nigga: thats so modern mom bro
by Gameanator September 26, 2022
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Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.
"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"
by Penhold July 27, 2017
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Modern Tax Society

what we live in
Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.
by asomea January 7, 2021
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alt-modernism

Paradigm that correlations are mediums.
Instead of dismissing a correlation as deja vu, alt-modernism argues correlations have an ontology.

Working on the assumption that a correlation can act as a MEDIUM for understanding: alt-modernism concludes that correlations are the pseudo-random numbers.
by flightfacilities February 19, 2022
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Retro modernism

Sports design that experiments using classic tropes into a modern uniform.

Usually modern designs made to look from a surent time period.

Example; nhl winter classic, using throwbacks uniforms
Hockey teams playing the winter classic would use retro modernism to create their uniform for the big game.
by Jerryboiz June 26, 2021
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