mock penis

a huge clit that is so big it resembles a penis

elaine has a mock penis bro!

by knothecode August 5, 2006

mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.

"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"

by fred March 15, 2005

mock pod

An mp3 player that is not an Apple iPod.

Jane could not afford an Apple iPod so she bought a sony mock pod instead for half the price.

by Justin Peter September 20, 2007

mochahiya

Another name for runs or shits.
(diahrrea)

The hamburger I ate at lunchtime gave me the mochahiyas.

by ita garcia October 29, 2007

Mockasaurus

An excessively small penis which was claimed to be, by the owner, a very large penis (or cockasaurus)

Don: Yo I got a cockasaurus.

Bennie: You bullspittin!

Don: Im serious, look!

Bennie: Nah man, thats a mockasaurus. (chuckle chuckle)

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

MockBerry

VERB: to ridicule, scoff at, or mimic others via text, IM, or chat using one's BlackBerry mobile device.

NOUN: the proper nickname for one's BlackBerry mobile device when used for the sole purpose of text/IM/chat mockery a good majority of the time.

ABBREVIATION: MB

"I'll MockBerry you so the tasteless chick sitting next to me doesn't know we're talking about her."

or

"Real Chance of Love is on tonight. Do we have a MockBerry date?"

or

"I just got a new MockBerry! We can break it in during Hell's Kitchen."

or

"I know. I saw. MB me!"

by JL2JL August 13, 2009

Mocha's Mark

A Mocha's Mark is when you fart in someone's face and then run off and vomit on their bed.

Dude, I need to wash my face and blankets because your dog just gave me a Mocha's Mark.

by masturjason April 24, 2010