by KenOlsen June 2, 2008
Get the nfl mustache mug.: is a very thin-sparce mustache with only a few long hairs on the corners of the mouth. (aka usually only grown by Mexicans)
The criminology definition to identify q person with sparce facial hair is described as having a mexican catfish mustache.
by Mexican Catfish June 26, 2010
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The morning after sex, while the woman is still asleep, the act of cumming on her upper lip, then attaching a $20 bill to it.
A: Dude, how did that chick get home this morning?
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
B: Oh, it was no big deal, I gave her Jackson's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
Get the Jackson's Mustache mug.The same as a Jackson's Mustache, just performed by the less affluent or more douchey with a $10 bill instead of a $20. While this is not the preferred method to wake up for young women the morning after, it is certainly much better than Jefferson's Anus.
X: Hey man, how did that chick get home?
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
Y: I don't know, but she was gone when I got back, I gave her Hamilton's Mustache.
by Greene Team July 25, 2011
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by Silly Milly January 18, 2008
Get the chasing the mustache mug.Basically when someone wipes a finger all the way down thier ass crack and then wipes it under someones nose.
This is something you may want to do to someone who is passed out drunk. When they breathe in, they smell your ass.
by matt February 4, 2004
Get the buttwipe mustache mug.A Chinese moustache is a great companion for a Chinese man. Chinese moustache is also called Mustachio for short.
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