Skip to main content

Rochester Minnesota

Rochester, MN is the biggest town in Minnesota save the twin cities. Heres a not-so-brief description of it...

Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.

A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.

Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC

The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.

This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.

Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
Man, its snowing again in May... This must be Rochester Minnesota.
by Spork1997 August 1, 2012
mugGet the Rochester Minnesota mug.

People's Republic of Minnesota

The state of Minnesota votes so blue that even moderates or conservatives don't have a voice. Then the state government wants to give free stuff to refugees and illegal aliens which include free health care, welfare, food stamps, and other government benefits. While the citizens pay one of the highest taxes in the country and the state government is calling for a bill where cops take your guns without proof. Nice going General Secretary cough cough excuse me governor Tim Walz. By the way the Democratic Party in Minnesota also the name labor in it too because the state loves to control it's own people and rob people of money they deserve to keep while a socialist utopia slowly creeps in.
Thanks for raising my taxes, and attempting to take my guns People's Republic of Minnesota.
by cooldude179 April 17, 2019
mugGet the People's Republic of Minnesota mug.

Lino Lakes, Minnesota

A town near Forest Lake and Hugo, both of which are located in Minnesota. A relatively nice place, though there isn't much to do besides hanging out at Target or going to a fast food place. A lot of open areas, and a ton of woods. Because they can't be hunted in this area, there is an excess of turkeys, so don't be surprised if one flies up in your face. Deer also roam freely, as does the occasional coyote or fox. Feral cats are common too.The people are generally alright, though a man once lived there that killed his whole family when they tried to have him committed for mental health issues.
Guy: Woah, did you see that cat? There goes another one!

Girl: Well, we are in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.
mugGet the Lino Lakes, Minnesota mug.

Cherry Minnesota

A Small community where alot of drinking and partying occurs. A great Rural community, and also you do not need to worry about the police.
Cherry Minnesota a Great place to live
by Cherry Town April 26, 2007
mugGet the Cherry Minnesota mug.

fertile minnesota

A plac where theres nothing to do but drink outside. Like dont come here. Literally if youve never been here youre so lucky. Seriously stay away.
Hey should wr get an apartment in Thief River Falls?

Fuck no man thats almost as bad as fertile minnesota
by Lolyourpissedfyourefromfertile January 29, 2017
mugGet the fertile minnesota mug.

Outdoor Minnesota 365

A YouTube channel devoted to doing something outdoors everyday in Minnesota for one full year. In good weather and bad weather, one Minnesota woman (and a handful of family and friends), seek to make outdoor everyday a reality. Can it be done??

For further information, check out the actual channel: Outdoor Minnesota 365
Don't forget to start at the beginning with the Intro Video!!
I wish I could get motivated to do something outside everyday, just like that lady in Outdoor Minnesota 365.
by outdoor lady September 6, 2019
mugGet the Outdoor Minnesota 365 mug.

The Minnesota Mustard Monster

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.
man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.
by jon lol October 7, 2021
mugGet the The Minnesota Mustard Monster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email