Banana method

Suck it like a dick and make sure you use NO teeth main thing to use is the lips and tongue check the banana for teeth marks if there’s none you did excellent if there is some you did sum wrong.

Just do it right! The banana method is a excellent way to make ur baes day.

by Anony203847 October 30, 2022

The Method

When riding an amusement park drop tower and your penis tickles on the way down

"The Method"

by Chalk Boy December 31, 2022

outline method

Notes but in easier form

Outline method

“My English teacher told me to write this for extra credit”

by Tastixx January 3, 2023

nut method

After thinking of a female and ejaculating, you receive post-nut clarity. This method helps to understand if you truly like a female. If you still find her attractive after beating one off, she passed the nut method.

“Did Miranda pass the nut method?”

“Yep, she’s definitely the one!”

by UNImagicMM March 14, 2023

Door Method

A method of sucking your own dick where you sit upside down against a door and open it to force yourself into an acute dick-sucking angle

“I just saw this video on Reddit where a gu—”
“I want to suck my own dick and cum in my gullet”
“what”
“door method”

by sloupey April 9, 2023

Haron Method

The process of stalking and making classmates feel uncomfortable while sitting in the same room as them. A man with way too much free time, and access to the internet that should be revoked.

Nathan Haron is a firm believer in the Haron method.

by Concerned classmate May 3, 2023

Futon method

When you fold down the back seats of your car with a partner to have my room.

When i was with Kenzie we were in my car and i used the Futon method

by Johnbooth July 19, 2024