The Dank-O-Meter

The Dank-O-Meter is a Scale measuring the dankness of a certain amount of Marijuana

Dude... This kuch is at least a 9 out of 10 on The Dank-O-Meter

by dankoholic November 25, 2010

Meter maggot

Name for the shitbags who patrol our streets to hand out tickets for parking violations. Typically this fucked up failure is congentally incapable of getting a real job yet strangely has a hugely overdeveloped ego and think they are helping society with their fucked up bullshit

That fucker ticketed me for being three minutes late. What a typical meter maggot.

by Droog234 June 21, 2010

Three-meter chick

When a girl or woman looks good at a distance but as she soon as she gets within three meters you see that she is baying at the moon.

Beer Googles fading.....

by Bob Saget April 26, 2005

Mather

A twin like libra and Jedward, yet not as dull as the former and much cooler than the latter of the two. One half is emotional and passionate bordering on aggressive, yet maintains the ability to entertain. Never witnessed the other half first hand, but likes to travel and educate. Probably safest encountered seperately for your own sanity and wellbeing.

Mather

by mattador December 8, 2010

meherin

To have a fetish for yoghurt. She is a cougar who pounces on her younger prey. Often she can be seen in a bathroom somewhere plucking off her facial hair. A used tampon/pad.

Oh my, that meherin is so soaked in my vaginal blood.

by Jonathan Rampal October 27, 2009

meterosexual

one who only has sex if measurements are made using the Metric system. probably somewhat insecure

"I have a whopping SEVENTEEN centimeter... uh, wait a second..."

by rampant c March 10, 2004

fun-o-meter

the way you rate how much fun you're having with whatever you may doing at that moment

i am having so much fun chillin with my peeps that my fun-o-meter is going ding-ding-ding!!

by Deezee April 3, 2006