Merp

Another name for a nose.

Hey, I love your merp!

by MerpTheDerp May 11, 2011

merp

A merp is a specific type of girl--can be from ugly to cute, but cannot be hot. A merp is always a small girl, cannot ever refer to a large girl/woman as a merp. A merp will usually have some kind of weird or immature qualities.

note: can never refer to someone you would perceive as a WOMAN as a merp, always going to be a GIRL.

Whats your type of girl, actually I know, you love merps.

Theres only merps at this party, lets leave.

Youll probably get with a merp tonight.

by KD- yerp, DanTheMan December 18, 2010

mermfum-bermfum

kind of like "...blahblahblah..." if part of a sentence or story isn't important

"she was like, "look i have to tell you something mermfum-bermfum i think you're a total bitch""

by lauren August 30, 2003

Mermasaur

A mermaid dinosaur. Unknown by the public, the mermasaur (invented by a 16-year-old girl) will soon be taking over the masses with popularity.

"Oh look, that isn't a mermaid, but it isn't a dinosaur...it's a mermasaur!"

by CUUCa May 25, 2009

Memphis Bean Burrito

When a man wraps a tortilla around his cock, and uses it as a condom to fuck the women who is using beans and cheese as lube. You have yourself a Memphis Bean Burrito!

We did the Memphis Bean Burrito instead of anal.

by Masuraus July 26, 2016

Memphis Dry Rub

Commonly believed to be a style in which to prepare ribs, popularized by the restaurant Chili's, the Memphis Dry Rub is actually a sexual act. It involves the male rubbing his erect penis along the ribs of a female. This is enhanced with a skinny female, where a rhythmic sound similar to a xylophone can be achieved.

"Yeah, I wanted her to give me a blow-job, but settled for a Memphis Dry Rub when I saw that skinny chick's ribs."

by keebler2 February 7, 2010

merp

a chameleon burp

a chameleon after drinking too much water or when frustrated says "merp."

by smlemur February 21, 2011