Mermaid horsey girl

Mermaid horsey girls are under-water horsey girls. Their horses are seahorses tho.

Robert is a mermaid horsey girl!

by gangganggangalangadingdong February 27, 2019

Mermaids

Mermaids are people that support Nick Bean. They are some of the nicest, funniest, smartest, most supportive people on earth. They are part of an amazing fandom.

person: what do you call your fans nick?
nick: i call my fans mermaids

by aaliyahmr January 10, 2019

Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.

Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*

by anonymous April 6, 2019

marmaletta

marmaletta is the best person on earth. she never ever leaves you alone, no matter how upset she is at you or just in general. you can have hours of convos with her, and she always gives all her attention (except when she has winnie) she has the purest soul and she’s the tanto carina girl ever ever ever ever. if you ever find a best friend like her,(which you won’t lmao because she’s on in a million) never let go, no matter how hard it is, the one rule is to never let go. otherwise your have made the biggest mistake in your life

“lei tanto carina!” “who?” “marmaletta of course”

by you ehave eieieis June 28, 2019

mermazing

adj. Totally, absolutely wonderful! Like a sparkly mermaid riding a unicorn (sidesaddle of course).

.................

Where did you get the free tail?

Unicorn Sleepaway Camp. It was totally mermazing!

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019

Mermaiding

The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.

Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.

by pb&mj July 30, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019