Merch

Merchandise.

You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.

by Jack Daniels 2011 November 6, 2011

‘Merica

‘Merica is the land of fredom und guns end liberty

-Merican

Merica is the land of drunk hooligans, gun loving patriotic idiotic sports fans who call A SPORT WHERE YOU PLAY WITH YOUR HANDS AND THE BALL IS A FRICKING EGG!!!!

-European

‘Merica is dumb

by Henry simons May 5, 2022

merch

This is a Florida originated word that means basically prove it

John- Yo jhit i jus beat dat leg amanda .
Tom- Yo ass cappin merch it.

by kari fn January 2, 2023

Kayak merchant

An un-healthy attraction to kayaks, kayak merchants can often be found in opaque rivers touching themselves inappropriatly in front of other kayakers, also found to be wacking off over kayaks

'Look at that dirty kayak merchant over there, the disgusting chode merchant ginger pheasant raper'

by Price & Sam December 3, 2009

The Merchandise

Any “juicy” parcels of real estate, usually on a female, but can refer to both genders.

Girl, protesting a guy’s trying to feel her up: “Hey! Who said you could sample The Merchandise?!???”

by QuacksO November 26, 2011

Happiness merchant

The person who supplies all the nitrous oxide at the party.

*Condent hands Alex a balloon of nos*
*Alex consumes balloon*
Alex: Yo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!
Condent: OIII I'm the happiness merchant!!!

by Condent March 17, 2021

pace merchant

when your name is Max Emilian Verstappen and you outdrive a 7 time champ to the title because you're simply that good

- ''Max is the GOAT''
- ''Yeah, agreed, he's a true pace merchant''

by kasperisafraud January 18, 2022