1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible
1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president
by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 30, 2020

by anonymous December 10, 2018

An impressionable, delicate person who 'melts' when encountering a socially awkward or challenging situations. Especially relevant when calling out a Snowflake for being a bit of a sap. Arguably the opposite of a hardnut.
Person 1: That Clarence and Tarquil... You'd think the world was ending. Person 2: Yeah, what an absolute pair of melts!
by Wickedy111 January 29, 2022

Another name for Lads, typically used in a way to make a group of boys look feeble or premature. Usually a rare name, yet common in parts of Ireland and England.
Chad: “Yo Brad, are you partying with the melts tonight?
Brad: For sure, me and the melts about to pop off brodie!
Brad: For sure, me and the melts about to pop off brodie!
by firegoodell January 3, 2020

by big black bum destroyer July 27, 2025

Tech guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing for lunch?
Tech guy 2: Going to The Melt- already ordered on my iPhone just have to scan it in the store.
Tech guy 1: Awesome.
Tech guy 2: Going to The Melt- already ordered on my iPhone just have to scan it in the store.
Tech guy 1: Awesome.
by occupy_urban May 15, 2012

A person who is described to “melt” your head. Not necessarily a bad thing at all. Can often be used as a flirt word. If someone is a “melt” they stress you out or “melt” you but not in a bad way.
by A educated girl July 11, 2018
