mayonnaise knife

A male member or penis.

I put my mayonnaise knife in her sandwich.

by Craigery James March 2, 2009

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Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

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Mayonnaise Face

someone who is that of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman is a mayonnaise face!

by arman the mayo face October 17, 2008

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maycon

A buff fag who thinks he can play soccer and thinks he's cool because he can drive a car and has a girlfriend who is probably low key cheating on him.

Maycon is a loser. Don't be like Maycon

by Memo the savage March 15, 2017

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Maygan

A BIGGEST FAT WHORE THAT HAS NO TYPE OF LIFE AND WENT TO MC DONALD AND TRY TO ORDER THE BIGGER MAC

Maygan is GAY

by I AM THE BIGGEST HOBNECKER May 11, 2018

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The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010

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