Raccoon Mayonnaise

A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.

Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!

DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!

If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.

by Dnaught14 February 4, 2010

Mayonaise Sandwich

The act of giving someone an anal tulip, then coating it with mayo, placing it between two slices of bread, and licking it clean.

"Brett's such a fag."
"Yeah, I heard he ate his partner's mayonaise sandwich once."

by King MIssile August 26, 2005

Patty Mayonaise

A sexual maneuver performed by slapping the ass of one's sexual partner and then placing two fingers quickly, yet gently, within his/her vagina.

Patty=slap
Mayonaise=insertion

Skeeter attempted to give BeeBee a "Patty Mayonaise" but her dad walked in and kicked him out of Bluffington. I guess Skeeter will settle for a Patty. He is blue.

by jizzy joe August 8, 2007

mayonnaise

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

mayonaise sandwich

see ketchup sandwich

by DarkNova April 5, 2002

Macon

Verb; to make/cook bacon.

"Dude, I'm so hungry right now."
"Don't worry, she's in the kitchen maconing right now."

"It's breakfast, time to macon!"

by Nancykinz1394 June 10, 2012

the peas have fallen in the mayonaise

oh shit! sometimes there are also peas on the table and floor. somtimes though its not your fault and thats more a case of somebody else throwing a handful of peas at the mayonaise, quite spiteful really.

doing bad things and people finding out

by princess laura March 11, 2004