Matt Bellamy

lead singer of muse. can play the piano and the guitar and sing ridiculously high. good at throwing orgies. thinks jesus is the best magician in the world ever and that spiders come from mars. extremely short and thin. his hairdo is completely solid. he will probably have sex with you if you ask him, or even if you dont.

matt bellamy: hi, im that guy from muse. heres my email address. will you have sex with me?

by i wish i was a plant (no i dont) February 2, 2008

Matt Smith

The hottest actor to play Doctor Who ever! He is so good looking you actually fall off your sofa when watching Doctor Who.

Who is the sexiest Doctor Who?
Matt Smith.
Too right sister!

by masked-moonlight August 15, 2010

Matt Dillahunty

Host of the popular Atheist Experience public access television show in Texas. Also the president of the ACA (Atheist Community of Austin).

Leads the atheist movement from a very good angle. Being a former Southern Baptist himself, he has an incredible ability to explain logical, evidence based concepts to Christians on his show with patience. Being passionate about what he's doing, not always without frustration. If he's going to change his mind, he needs some evidence (Shouldn't everyone? Oh yeah, Christians don't).

Don't preach or he'll put you on hold. Keep preaching and he'll hang up on you. Be intellectually dishonest, I've even seen this guy say the "F" word. Some people want to "punch him in the face for Jesus," simply to demonstrate how kind and loving religion is.

Richard Dawkins is to intelligence as Matt Dillahunty is to helping people understand. Matt Dillahunty vs. Ray Comfort. I won't die happy if I don't get to see this.

Matt Dillahunty can swallow swords. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas to bed, Chuck Norris wears Matt Dillahunty Pajamas to bed. Calling atheism a religion is like saying not collecting stamps is a hobby.

by sk8tafrnk January 4, 2011

Matt Wieters

When your dick is so long you need to use a condom for protection. Not from STD's but from carpet burns and other sharp objects that may be lying on the floor.

I have having a Matt Wieters because I couldn't walk through the Holland Tunnel because of how long my dick is.

by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009

Marty Freidman

One of the greatest guitarists of all time, joined Megadeth(=God) from 1990 to 1999 and recorded some of the most amazing shit ever heard by human ears. His solos are out of his world, he could fucking rape any piece of shit that he comes up against, his Jackson Kelly guitars are the greatest thing to happen to music in a long time, and he could kick the fuck out of any half ass idiot like John Frusciante (red hot chili dickheads can sniff my fucking chode) or any other dildo like that just by looking at him. Also has the sweetest fucking hair ever seen, now lives in japan where he produces pop music and rapes the shit out of little asian whores.

Cool dood 1: I heard Marty Freidman killed god yesterday by playing "Hanger 18" so loud it blew his brains out of his ass.
Cool dood 2: Yea he tends to do things like that alot. Megadeth rules.

by Schmidto April 24, 2009

matt

an amazing boy with gorgeous brown eyes. he's always ridiculously nice and gives fantastic hugs.

matt always makes me feel all fluttery when i look into his eyes.

by *sigh* yo mama January 16, 2011

Marshmallow Mateys

Malt-O-Meal's variation on General Mills' Lucky Charms®. The marshmallows have pirate shapes such as parrots, treasure chests, shovels, and jewels.

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by NerdApple May 19, 2007