Magical Mummy

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.

"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"

by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Magician's handkerchief

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.

Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.

by Adam Bones May 14, 2016

Shit Magician

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

by MCRT February 26, 2011

cat magic

That “spell” that only cats cast to make you pamper and love them.

Because of her cat magic, I’d give Miss Kitty anything she wants!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

dope boy magic

A phrase used predominately in the South (its emergence being through Southern Rap) which was created for drug dealers/hustlers in the South. The phrase depicts the success of any hustler/dope boy/drug dealer because of the skills they have. Any kind of amazing success, brought about being a Dope Boy, can be referred to as: "Dope Boy Magic".

Jay: "How da fuck did you sell all dat bud in one hour?!?"

Joc: "I call it Dope Boy Magic..."

by Chino Dolla August 10, 2006

Magic Miked

The act of working out in a manor caused by feminine reactions to the new movie "Magic Mike." The trend started growing when men would see female reactions to the movie trailers, thus making the men want to "work out," "get jacked," or one may say "get Magic Miked."

Stacey: "Hey Tom, want to catch a movie in 30 minutes?"
Tom: "Sorry I can't, I'll be getting Magic Miked at the gym. Today I'm doing intense cardio!"

by JAdams989 July 4, 2012

Black Magic Fuckery

The weirdest form of picture you'll ever fucking see. Like seeing Paris Hilton shopping at Wal-Mart for clothes, or Charlie Sheen actually losing. You just don't see imagine it ever happening.

Black Magic = Voodo or some shit

Fuckery = Fucking all that shit up

Person 1: "Dude I just saw Hitler flying a magic carpet"
Person 2: "NO FUCKIN WAY MAN"
Person 1: "There's some Black Magic Fuckery up in here"

by Peanut Butter Chap-Stick November 18, 2011