Skip to main content

manchuck

1. a genetic hybrid of both the marmota monax and homo sapiens taxonomic classifications;

2. a man or woman whose facial features (i.e. hair, eye placement, small rounded ears, buck teeth, etc.) resemble distinct characteristics of a woodchuck or groundhog;

3. sean gavigan;
1.

that dude was such a manchuck.

2.

Person A: Who does that guy remind me of?
Person B: A manchuck.
Person A: Ha! For sure.
by pt sliming October 8, 2010
mugGet the manchuck mug.

Manchester United

An advertising and merchandise team based in the North-West of England. Their rival is Manchester City but the difference is that Machester City is actually a football team. They spend their profits on ridiculously overpriced players in a football "club". Despite them, however, they are only 6th in the Premier League table (impressive, I must say). Their manager is the second most hated manager in the Premier League (Arsen Wenger as first). They eventually plan to kill football and steal every good player in the world for themselves. After that, they'll attempt world domination and build massive robots of mass destruction and wipe us all out. Goodbye world, it was good while it lasted...
Person A: "I'm quite sure Manchester United is more like a rich store nowadays.."
Manchester United: "Fuck you"
by HalloM8 June 25, 2017
mugGet the Manchester United mug.

Manchester United

A football team in England. Currently the most supported team in the world. Anyone who says Liverpool are better are scouse Bastards and should come down to Manchester and fight me.
Manchester United are the best team in the UK
by Alfie Eastwood June 5, 2020
mugGet the Manchester United mug.

Manchester City

Also known as "bottlejobs". A football club that was created in 2011 by rich Arabs. Since then, the club won 5 premier leagues but not a single european trophy 😹. Their fans are mostly invisible.
Here's an argument the majority of Man City's "fans" use:
Liverpool fan: Hahaha you lost the champions League final
Manchester City fan: Where are your premier leagues?
by NotACityFan October 4, 2022
mugGet the Manchester City mug.

Manchester

City in the North-West of England, not the middle areas...that's the Home Counties and Midlands.
Manchester: Wet, busy. The entire place is known as Greater Manchester. Smaller cities are located in G.M. such as Oldham, Salford, Sale etc.
More boring than London but the drivers are better and safer, i.e. they stop.
Got some really cool concert venues (M.E.N. Arena, Manchester Apollo, Manchester Academy.)
People from Manchester are called Mancunians.
Possibly the biggest town in the North.
Often known as the New Jersey of England (by me).
Manchester is a really big city where foreigners often get lost. Public transport is both unreliable and crap.
by WatchingAmerica December 7, 2006
mugGet the Manchester mug.

Manchina

The anus of an asian male whose anus has not been cleaned properly after defecation.
My manchina is sticky because I only wiped twice.
by Mr. Panda's Rim December 15, 2011
mugGet the Manchina mug.

manchild

(a) Roy Munson from the movie Kingpin.
(b) A person that is a little bit bigger, a little bit tougher, and a little bit grungier than the average man.
"Roy Munson, a manchild."
"That guy is just a manchild. His arms must be bigger than my legs."
by J-dog April 25, 2005
mugGet the manchild mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email