mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is a food product and an instrument

I put mayonnaise on my fries.

by AStupidPersonOnTheInternet December 10, 2018

mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019

Makoni

A tall and handsome man with a big dick and a shining smile, not the smartest but one of the funniest people you’ll ever meet in you life. They know how to treat women and the strongest of them all.

Oh my god, Makoni just walked by, I love him.

I wanna get fucked by the guy Makoni.

Why is Makoni so handsome, just fuck me already!!!!!

by Queen Lorena PERIODTT May 20, 2019

Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

I got the mayonaisse ass

by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019

Mayonnaise

an instrument.

is mayonnaise an instrument

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019