chemistry major

Some pussy ass limp dick tucking bastard who can’t take a joke

Yeah that chemistry major sure does like wasting toe nails.

by Lt.star April 12, 2020

She's no chemistry major

Since chemistry is generally defined as a difficult major reserved for only the brightest and most studious students, a girl who is "no chemistry major" is likely of average or below average intelligence.

This phrase is most often used to refer to women who perceive themselves to be much smarter than they actually are.

Jimbo: Did you hear Karen trying to argue about the economy last night? She really made herself look like an idiot.
Nelson: Yeah, she's no chemistry major.

by The Great Destroyer November 22, 2011

E Major

A Key in which music is played, consisting of four sharps or flats.

E major scale:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8
E F# G# A B C# D# E

by Levi Morris June 24, 2006

theatre major

Major you pick when you want to party through college on your daddy's money. Legitimized by the fact that something like 0.01% of theatre majors might get a guest spot as a dead person on CSI.

Irma: why man do we 'doth bestride the narrow world as a...
Random guy: I said no ketchup on my burger! no ketchup!!
Irma: to be or not to be?
Random guy: d*** theatre majors.

by Anonymous9999 March 6, 2008

D Major

D Major 1/2 step to DD cup

honey if you go from D Major to DD I will buy you a new dress.

by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006

Mozart in D Major

A Donkey Punch followed by a double ear slap, leaving the victim temporarily deaf

Last night, I gave Maria a Mozart in D Major while yelling 'Get Some!' I think that might have been my best symphony to date.

by ddavis86 August 16, 2010

drum major

Person that conducts a Marching Band of sorts. This highly regarded individual is thought of as keeping the band together as they perform for an audience, when in reality, about 95% of the band is listening to the drumline who are in fact the true conductors of a band. If the band and the drumline are not together in the music everything thing will in short, go to hell. Hence, no one is really watching the drum major as they perform because as we all know, they lack the basic music fundamentals of tempo and time once they step up onto their pedestal.

Freshman Band Member: Hey, which Drum Major should I watch as we march?
Veteran Member: Fuck that shit. Just listen back to the drums.

by Larrence September 26, 2005