Iron Maiden

A band that can't be fought and can't be sought

Iron Maiden can't be fought, Iron Maiden can't be sought.

by Peener guy October 31, 2019

emo maidens

A derogetory term which cool people use to describe fans of heavy metal music or anyone who claims heavy metal music as their first and foremost choice of music.

Metal heads as they are called often spend alot of time and energy whining about rap,goth,emo and other crappy ass music not realizing that their music also sucks and is laughed at by us old-school motherfuckers as trendy,teeny-bopper music.These punk ass little bitches are also always talking about how great and how cool bands like Iron Maiden,Guns and Roses,and Motley Crue are as if those bands even rate.Iron Maiden is a fucking joke.GNR has no talent.And Motley Crue are better known as the Douche Crew or as Buttley Screw to those "in the know" a.k.a. cool people.


synonyms: poser , fag , emo-fag , goth , trendies wanna-be's ,etc.

Oh my goth,look at those emo maidens thinkin they're all billy-badass baggin on emo and goth and not even knowing that metal is just as gay and pointless and stupid.Fuckin teenyboppers!!!!! emo-maidens = teenybopper bullshit!!!!!

Go listen to Mercyful Fart and die you little emo-maidens!!

I'll fuckin kill all you little fags! (quite literally)

(my wallet is the one that says "bad motherfucker" on it)

by I fuckin killed Disco you little fags!!!!!!! September 12, 2005

Iron Maiden

The worst band ever. A band that gets way too much credit. They do not deserve to mentioned ever. period.

guy: "oh my god i love iron maiden!"

girl: "led zeppelin is way better than iron maiden. iron maiden sucks balls, i'm never going out with you again."

by flufalupacus February 24, 2009

madlene

You're local bomber never underestimate her. She does not have a dot on her head yet but she will eventually. She's very attracted to lightskins and will never get over their lip-biting ways. She falls for anyone in a second and always get rejected on omegle. Her lizard Simon is very dumb. I hope he falls off a cliff. She can't bake and sucks at roblox.

Bro madlene is so dumb.

by Big boi 25 June 20, 2020

iron maiden

iron maiden is the suckiest, gayest band of all time. music for the souls of twisted, long haired, satanic bitches. HOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THIS MADNESS: Carry a crucifix around and if one of these goths tries to hurt you, show him/her/it the crucifix: "OW! THE LIGHT, IT BURNS!" I hate iron maiden.

"Somebody save me, its Iron Gayden, i mean iron maiden!"

by iron maiden sucks and i dont know why they even try July 30, 2006

Maitlen

A man gifted with everything a man can want. Simply walk into an evidence room and take guns and property belonging to others. Home-schooled until 9th grade, brilliant beyond all capabilities. The ability to rebuild and clean carborators. The love of a chevy truck and his girl.

Hey, did you hear about Maitlen?
-Did he be-head the Mouth of Sauron?
So you've heard already...

by johnny32 May 26, 2011

Maiden Laden

"A phrase used to describe something that is heavily influenced, or contains a lot of Iron Maiden."

"Dude, my weekend was so Maiden Laden."

by TheForsakenDarkness December 28, 2011