Iron Maiden

A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.

We shoved Ben into an Iron Maiden.

by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020

Iron Maiden

11 fully erect NFL players running full speed at you.

I got the Iron Maiden, now I can’t walk...

by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020

x2 Maids

When 2 females have a double-sided toilet brush, one side inserts in one vagina, the other in the other female. Then they clean each other's insides.

"Bro I walked in and caught them doing the x2 Maids"

by enbygerp February 16, 2021

No Maidens?

You have no Maidens

White mask Varre: No maidens?
POV you: Damn straight

by No Maidens? March 24, 2022

Muscle maiden

A woman who works out and has gains to show it. They’re strong in many ways than one, and aren’t afraid to leave their mark in the weight room or to shy away from challenges. Often regarded as very intimidating by others, however can be quite the opposite when approached (if you’re not too afraid to approach that is).

You see her over there? She’s deadlifting 350lbs, 350! She’s a Muscle Maiden without a doubt.

by |Artemis| June 5, 2022

MAIDS

An std you get from having sex with a slut who's name begins with the letter M.

Symptoms include:
Sores all over your body that you can probably pass off as "poison ivy"
A green dick that matches your army uniform

"Dude, you got the MAIDS."

"It's poison ivy, I swear!"

by vidrome November 16, 2009

adam maida

to get inured often; hurt

to describe somebody is "soft"

used to define a lower body inury

that guy only got a small cut, what a adam maida!

anotherlower body injury? what an adam maida

by yumber August 3, 2011