Magglio Ordonez

The hottest man on earth. Plays for the Detroit Tigers.

I love me some Magglio Ordonez

by Jennifer ay bay bay September 21, 2007

magger

A codeword used by Nigerian scammers to signify someone who has been scammed or is going to be scammed.

I got that magger to cash my invalid check.

by BillF September 23, 2005

saggy maggy

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

Maggie Bashford

One of the most amazing girls I have ever met. She is absolutely beautiful, has a great personality, and always knows how to make me laugh. She loves to play Minecraft and is obsessed with her little dog Rambo.

Maggie Bashford, will you be my girlfriend?

by reidabook April 17, 2013

Maggie

A weird girl who acts like a King. She's pervy and a geek who loves romance animes, and has a very strong opinion. Can can be fun to be around, but is triggering most of the time. If you agree on the same topic as her she's the best to have around, though.

"Maggie, shut up!"

by BR >:3 February 27, 2018

Maggie

The baddest bitch in the world. If you try to fuck her over, she will cut off your dick. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience. Best sex I've ever had, but worst decision I've ever made. Shouldn't cheat on her. She will skin the other bitch alive. Even though I have no dick anymore, I am still in love.

Chad: "never cheat on Maggie. that bitch is crazy"
John: "whatcha mean dudeee?"
Chad: "she went through my phone last night and cut off my dick"
John: "damn dude thats tough"

by Chadnodicksmith September 16, 2018

Maggie

A girl with a hot mother

Maggie's mother is hot

by GlenX1 November 13, 2018