Mad Wood

Getting a raging boner from drawing at least 4 lumber cards in the board game "The Settlers of Catan".

Roman got mad wood on the last turn.

by Thunderhawk6630 March 7, 2015

Mad Lit

Awesome

My teacher's family is mad lit.

by SalemGirl October 6, 2018

Mad Shrimp

A sexual action that starts with you boning your girlfriend and start putting some shrimps inside her ass until she collapses.

Mad Shrimp: Using shrimps in a way of love.

Yesterday I mad shrimped my girlfriend when we were having sex.

I love to mad shrimp girls, I can't help it.

by Mr. Shrimp September 8, 2017

Mad shot

What you say to someone when they are confused asf and don’t know what they are doing and are clueless in general

Guy #1 yo look at this kid he’s mad shot
Guy #2 deadass bro tf is he doing

by anonymous September 14, 2020

meerkat madness

When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there maybe cake, coffee and doughnuts.)

I heard moans of disgust, so I stood up to see what was going on, only to find myself participating in meerkat madness, caused by Fred's crop dusting.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Mad Chop

A truly ugly woman

Damn bruh, she mad chop

by IHerlz March 6, 2023

Mad pipe

Mad pipe is when your giving it good to a woman like mario

“Hey girl are you a plumber cause I wanna give you that mad pipe”
“Sure you’ve scored yourself a get out of virgin free card”
“Fuck you joshua Kelly”

by Beerboats November 2, 2019