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An Icy Mascara is when you unleash a huge load of freshly brewed seamen over a girl's eye lash (when her eyes are closed) You then tell her to keep her eyes shut for a couple minutes, when she tries to open them, they will be stuck shut.
Jack: Did you see Tiffany today?
Rick: Nah, Why?
Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot
Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
Rick: Nah, Why?
Jack: Man i gave her the dirtiest icy mascara ever, her eye is half closed and it's bloodshot
Rick: Jesus Christ man, it must of been a sticky load.
by xlbloodshedlx May 10, 2009
Get the Icy Mascara mug.A stereotype commonly found in chinashit xianxia, a young master is an overbearing and prideful character, often with the backing of a powerful family or organization, who underestimates the protagonist and comes into conflict with them over trivial matters. Obsessed with their own overwhelming superiority and prideful to a comical degree, they are quickly killed off by the protagonist in order to progress the plot and fuel conflict between the protagonist and the young master’s supporters.
You dare offend this young master by trying to enjoy a meal at a high-class restaurant and making eye contact with a female character? You are but a frog in a well, a toad lusting after swan meat, one who cannot hope to comprehend the immensity of heaven and earth. Kowtow to me 3,000 times and cripple yourself and I might deign to leave your relatives an intact corpse to bury.
by Venerable Chowder January 6, 2022
Get the Young Master mug.A computer user who has forgotten (or is ignorant of) the true purpose of the computers existence. A mactard is oblivious to the fact that the computer is a tool for doing legitimate work but is enamored by how cool his MAC looks.
mactard to windows user:
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
"hey dude check this out, I have 60,000 pictures in this folder and iMistakenIdentity has identified my face in 20,000 of them. Check this out....oh, that's my brothers naked butt....wait check this one out....oops that's not me either - how did that get in there. Hang on I'll find a picture that has me in it.
windows user to mactard:
So where are you at with the sales report for the CEO?
mactard to windows user:
I haven't started my PC yet. Hey come check out this new song by lil-weeny.
by lcsgeek May 14, 2009
Get the Mactard mug.The dropped bottom jaw in a gaping "Oh" ( : O ) when applying mascara. It is often accompanied by a vacant no one home upward look in the eyes yet with a paradoxical focus at the same time.
My wife looks like a retard when she puts on her mascara and gives her mascara face to the mirror. Talk about gaping idiot! Man!
Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!
Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
Why can't my girlfriend put on her eye make-up like a normal person?! She resembles someone brain-dead who's trying to communicate when she puts on her mascara face. She should close her mouth!
Oh my God! Did you see the way Mary was applying Mascara? I wonder if she could still put on mascara if she didn't bug her eyes out and drop her jaw to her boobs? That is so weird! I've seen that mindless mascara face look before! My mom used to do that until I told her about it and now she tries hard not to look like an idiot when she puts on make-up.
by Z train April 25, 2006
Get the mascara face mug.a. A person who can beat well over 99% of other chess players. This excludes non-chess players.
b. A person who has a chess rating of 2200 or higher, awarded by the United States Chess Federation, or a chess rating of 2300 or higher awarded by the World Chess Federation. Or awarded by his or her country by demonstrating outstanding tournament performances over a period of time.
NOTE: Having a 2200+ chess rating in any type of chess software does not give one a master status. S/he must earn the master title by competing in real life, over-the-board tournaments.
A chess master is also someone who is very knowledgeable of the game of chess and has true talent.
b. A person who has a chess rating of 2200 or higher, awarded by the United States Chess Federation, or a chess rating of 2300 or higher awarded by the World Chess Federation. Or awarded by his or her country by demonstrating outstanding tournament performances over a period of time.
NOTE: Having a 2200+ chess rating in any type of chess software does not give one a master status. S/he must earn the master title by competing in real life, over-the-board tournaments.
A chess master is also someone who is very knowledgeable of the game of chess and has true talent.
So he walked into a tournament filled with 5,000 players and he won 1st place. Wanna bet he's a chess master?
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