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Modern (trying to prove a point)
WOAH MODERN AND CLASSIC SONIC
by Modern the Sonic October 17, 2025
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The Modern Muse

The muse has persisted through centuries, arousing some of the finest artistic and literary works. The same concept still holds true in a contemporary setting as we now define the muse, in the simplest of understandings, to be a source of inspiration (generally in relation to the arts).
The Modern Muse The muse has persisted through centuries, arousing some of the finest artistic and literary works.
by Abundance Love January 12, 2025
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Modern Neanderthal

A Modern Neanderthal is a person that thinks they are smart, but really isn't
Person 1: OH. MY. GOSH. GUYS I JUST DISCOVERED THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT!
Person 2: Guys look! the Modern Neanderthal discovered so called "Blinker Fluid Tank"!
by MyNameIsNotJay September 5, 2022
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Modern Music

The Equivalent to Dog Shit

Annoying, Overplayed, Unoriginal, repetitive, overuse of beats, too much autotune, bunch of shitty artists making shitty ass repetitive songs and getting famous from it, the same, overused, Repetitive, annoying ass lyrics,

Artists now just say a bunch of random shit and use a bunch of shitty autotune and beats and get famous over it, it's literally nothing but the same shit and it gets worse every time

Pop, rap, Hip hop, Reggaeton, and Brazilian Phonk are the worst types of music

this terrible trend started in the 1990s and got even worse in the 2020s, and it's basically Equal to hearing a baby with the flu crying with car crashes on high pitched on max Volume
every single singer in the entire world: YEAH I KILL PEOPLE BIG ASSES SEXY WOMEN YEAH LOVE LOVE I WANNA KISSS YOU YEAH SHOOT DAT MONKEY DRUGS DRUGS MANGO MANGO MANGO SIPPING THE WONK

Normal Person: what in the absolute fuck is this what even happened to music like this is Dog shit

Guy: well fella that's Modern Music for you
by RatedXTGTisaMidyoutuber March 26, 2025
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super graphic ultra modern girl

What Chappell Roan needs, what every lesbian needs. Hot chick who's fun and exciting.
"my gf is a super graphic ultra modern girl"
"I need a super graphic ultra modern girl like me"
"Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl is my favorite Chappell Roan song"
by randominusII August 2, 2024
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modern e-girl

Often seen with her hair in a wolfcut or curtain bangs, often dyed, her eyes green or blue, she wears nose rings, blush and lipgloss and wears the best tops and pants from cyber and Y2K stores, often with skull and animal prints. She is always on TikTok. She has a skinny but healthy body. All the guys go crazy for her.

She loves Playboi Carti, Lil Uzi Vert, Kanye West, Yeat and Kendrick Lamar. You’ll often see her out shopping, she loves platform boots and heels from trendy stores.

You can achieve this look simply by wearing a good blush and a nose ring, get a wolfcut or curtain bangs. Wear trendy outfits and platform shoes, and don’t forget to get yourself a e-boy boyfriend.
Jake: Woah is that Maya with freckles and a nose ring in platform boots?

Nate: Oh yeah she’s a modern e-girl now it’s hot.
by that one e-boy April 19, 2023
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The Modern Spongebob

The spiritual successor to the Team Fortress 2 weapon "The Dead Ringer."
The Modern Spongebob
Level 1 Cloak Watch
Cloak Type: Modern Spongebob
Serves as an always active safety parachute that allows you to feign your death
by guymcguyperson July 18, 2021
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