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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

Mango Bitch Slap

Not as good a drink as "coconut what did you just say to me?" But passible. It gets the job done. I'ma beat your ass with it.

What you want me to put it in a sentence? Fuck you! I'm a just keep drinking mango bitch slap

by THE OLD SCHOOLER July 18, 2023

Mango Splerge

When the semen is a unnatural orangish color.

I have a serious case of mango Splerge

by Thehumpback September 10, 2016

gentle mango

It's the mambo not they call adrienne crook

I banged this home gentle mango style

by Mambo no 5 March 1, 2017

Mango Wang

Refers to a certain bitter/sour taste that a mango gives off. Can be used to describe any kind of fruit, not limited to mangoes.

Bob: What's wrong with your mango?
Tom: It tastes weird. Like bitter and sour at the same time.
Bob: Oh, they call that mango wang.
Tom: Now that you mention it, this mango does have some sort of wang to it.

by ChunkyHunkyFunkyMonkey320 July 10, 2010

Weekend Mangoes

The illegal seizure or cash and other goods that can be confiscated during a pat down by the police

Cop 1: hey dude are you down for some weekend mangoes
Cop 2: yea man I could use some extra cash because my paycheck is not cutting it.
Cop 1: alright let's go pull some innocent people over and take their money.
Cop 2: yessssssssss.

by _NO_NAME_NEEDED_ March 26, 2019

Mango Heist

An expedition where an object of great importance and merit is obtained. This is often a secret plan.

Hey Isaac, is Mango Heist going down today?

by Retigga November 21, 2025