Luke

Luke is a great guy who’s handsome, sexy, and has a great sense of humor.the best thing about him is his skill he has a huge amount of talent with a huger cock

Luke is my daddy

by Lukey boi January 16, 2019

Luke

Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.

ooooh hanna likes luke...

by lucas rosado August 22, 2018

Luke

Luke tries to be the biggest homie hopper out of his friends. unfortunately that is the only 'big' thing he has going for him. if you want a vinnie hacker 2.0, lukey pukey is your go-to. mr. never sober is good with kids, but not with a skateboard. his hobbies include, searching for his missing crystals, and the missing piece in his life. which he is conviced he has found. if you are not a girl that is around 5'6-5'8, and is not in the grade below, keep looking because luke does not want you. Luke's only way of flirting is by telling girls to shut up and making them wear his lice-infested hat. lukes lips are bigger than his dick and that is a promise. kinda bite worthy though. (please never say that again miss girl). sorry my friend is a little obsessed with luke. you may think he his hot, but before you get too far along with this luke guy, make him move his hair out of his face. beware his actions are very different from his words. and his words usually are making fun of his friends...and urs.

"did you see luke the other day?"
"yeah, he ran into a stop sign."

by penisdaddylover69 July 16, 2021

Luking

v. The process of repeatedly killing a joke. To use a joke so much that it is not even funny more. To use a joke more that 17 times per day for more than 6 days straight.

Present: You are luking it.

Past: He luked it.

by bcole287 September 5, 2011

Luke

A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie

Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy

by AggroD October 15, 2012

Luke

A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.

"Luke is a lanky cunt"

by EVIL BARBIE December 19, 2013

Luke

Weak and Lazy

"I don't feel like it...I'm a Luke...Deal with it"

by atlspain February 4, 2010