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Limp mog

To mog someone with your limp dick.
Jack: "yo my friend pulled out his dick to compare with me and I totally limp mogged him"
Brennen: "what the fuck gay ass nigga"
by ThiccSpoon October 23, 2025
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LIMP

Limp is an acronym for "Legends Immune to Mediocre Pussy." Limp is a noun referring to someone (typically a male) that would barely lift a finger to impress a woman (or anyone of interest). It is the opposite of a simp. What makes a limp special is their outright refusal put in any effort to attract women even if they would get something out of it. They even reject common chivalries on principle. This is a conscious effort enforced by the limp's values that encourage him to be anti.
I wish Jacob would get over himself. He says he wants a girlfriend but he won't even court a girl for whatever reason. He is such a limp.
by Strickerboy September 5, 2020
mugGet the LIMPmug.

Limp

A really amazing guy at times. Falls for and caters to the most pos females but still love them anyways because all they want is to love and be loved and appreciated.. rough around the edges but a worth while project ♡
"He ain't no simp he's a limp!!"
by Sweetness bish November 19, 2023
mugGet the Limpmug.

Limp Bizkit

by ANTIFAMAN2008 April 10, 2024
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dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.
My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.
by dick limper October 11, 2017
mugGet the dick limpingmug.

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
by Limp4London July 25, 2024
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