Tossing Lightning

The moment when a man's bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and semen shooting out uncontrollably. Some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to.

Bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing lightning over at Kelly's apartment. She was pissed!

by Xtan Lee December 4, 2015

straw-lighting

A combination of the straw man logical fallacy as well as gaslighting psychological techniques typically used to win an argument or degrade another person.

My girlfriend was really straw-lighting me in an argument we had.

by ZeroOne01 November 4, 2019

Traffic lighting

Traffic lighting (use emojis)

😡😫🤢

When somebody has been more than idiotic or dumb you use Traffic lighting

by Andy_Connor March 17, 2020

liquid lightning

When a man gets pee on their hand and rubs it under a girls nose.

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

Bro I got some I walked out the stall and hit my girl with the liquid lightning

by Weeechi August 8, 2020

Liquid Lightning

Sprite while high.

“Oi Roger, I’m schmonkofied! Pass me some of that fuckin’ liquid lightning!”

by cheekyslutbandit April 28, 2021

Alaskan lightning dragon

When you piss in a girls mouth then zip tie her braces together then you taze the shit out of her then it comes out her nose like a dragon 🐉

I asked my girl if she wanted to do the Alaskan lightning dragon and she said HELL NO

by Jan the man 04 October 3, 2021

White lightning

The nickname used for any white guy who can really run run. Kinda strange since lightning is already white.

Jake: Hey man, Jack ran a 4.4 40 at practice yesterday. It was fuckin crazy.
Tyler: Really? I thought Jack was white.
Jake: Yeah man, he is. Imma start calling him White Lightning from now on.

by they call me Randy Moss November 21, 2021