A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
Get the Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disordermug. A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020
Get the Wet Lettucemug. Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!
by JizzedOn June 4, 2025
Get the Lap Lettucemug. 1.) Beef, but for vegans
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
Richard: woah, you two have beef?
John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
Get the Lettucemug. Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
by Sora290 January 5, 2022
Get the Dirty lettucemug. by BlackSage May 21, 2018
Get the lettuce wagonmug. by GeeLuver September 12, 2022
Get the lettuce pilemug.