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Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Wet Lettuce

A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
by Jeff Malone March 24, 2020
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Lap Lettuce

It's just like how lettuce is slang for the hair on your head except it's referring to your pubes.
Those hippies have gross braids and hairy pits, you just know that they have a disgusting amount of lap lettuce!
by JizzedOn June 4, 2025
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Lettuce

1.) Beef, but for vegans

2.) when two vegans/vegetarians don't like each other, they have lettuce with each other
John: Bro Frank and I are both going for this one hot chick and trynna get her number, it's not looking good already...

Richard: woah, you two have beef?

John: nah, we're vegan. We have lettuce with each other
by TheCarp16 September 17, 2017
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Dirty lettuce

Preforming a sexual act on a head of lettuce, then later using the same lettuce to make a salad for someone.
Friend 1: I totally give my boss the dirty lettuce for lunch.

Friend 2: Why are you like this.
by Sora290 January 5, 2022
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lettuce wagon

Don't get behind a lettuce wagon, they stink.
by BlackSage May 21, 2018
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lettuce pile

Person 1: Hey bro you should clean up that lettuce pile
Person 2: What?
by GeeLuver September 12, 2022
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