Landon

Is a piece of shit

Did you just take a Landon?

by PimpDaddySwagLad January 7, 2016

landon

The happiest anorexic you'll ever meet, constantly cuts himself with his father's clipped toenails and thuroghly enjoys the sensation of gargling balls down his throat

That guys is a Landon.

by Pinged Clit October 8, 2016

Landon

Some fuck boy with a fat head or "Big Head." This man suffers from erectile disfunction and having a big ass head, okay... he's got a fucking egg for a head.

Jesus, Carl being a Landon again.

by BooperSkooper March 18, 2017

landon guy

gay fag, who cannot get a girl to save his life!!! Bullis guys are so much better! They are the shit!

Don't drop the soap boys!!!!

by Bullis Guys are hot March 17, 2005

lando

a filthy slang term being used more and more in the inner city by gangs to degrade african-americans.

"hey raul, look at that lando over there by the weener station. he should be picking cotton!"

by rsa December 4, 2004

landoawd

Friends with Tom ( See: Aw4g63)

Tom's buddy Lando got John Blazed after work and drank a rack of Coorslights. Tom said it was enough Coors lights to kill a rhino.

by Coolest guy ever April 20, 2005

Landon

I gay boy with I Lil pecker

I hate Landon's

by Koebin June 4, 2016