Landon

Someone with a dead dad, bitch-handicapped grandma, and a piece of shit household.

AW, look at that Landon! Bet he's a Landon!

by Seamore Dick May 21, 2011

Landon

The fucking worst person to live

“Landon is fucking horrible

by Nsjskzkzkzkzkz January 7, 2019

Lando

When someone shits their pants and leaves a turd and/or stain in their pants.

Justin: Dude, I think I shit my pants.
Joe: Oh man, your sporting a lando!

by Tan LoCo October 27, 2010

landmining

To fart on a couch cushion, then casually walk away. The next person to sit down in that spot will set the landmine off, releasing the stench.

I just ate baked beans and broccoli for dinner, I'm doing some serious landmining at the party tonight.

by E4member June 22, 2012

LANDON

Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful

Landon is rough guy that is decently strong. He is a guy that sticks up for is friends and he gets mad kinda easy so be careful beacsue he loves to fight.

by A guy88888888888!hjhu January 18, 2018

Landon

Hated

Hate him, that Landon

by landonhater January 29, 2019

Landon

Landon is a gay kid and he is so ugly

Landons are usually with blonde hair

Isn’t Landon gay
Lol yeah he is

by 1239mejckf November 16, 2019