toronto maple leafs

A giant group of fucking whining pansies who suck the juices and green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's loose cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny cocks are erect and when the extacy of shitting in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads all over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.

The Toronto Maple Leafs are quite the bunch, eh?

by bob landry July 16, 2008

Loafin

Basically the same thing as chubbin. You start to get turned on right before you get a boner. Your pants start to get bigger

Dude I saw this hot chick last night! I was totally loafin!

by Pg77 September 15, 2017

steam loaf

Very long and grotesque fecal matter that is of very high temperature

I laid steam loaf on his neck

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Light in the loafers

A man that acts very feminine around people.

He acts so gay that when he walks he floats. He must me light in the loafers!

by Maddogg radio September 14, 2022

Toronto Maple Leafs

Worst Team Ever! (and i'm Not Jeleous)

*Random Strangers Meet*

1:OMG Toronto Sucks!
2:Ya I Know
1:Who Said That?
2:Me 2!
1:OMG We Should Be Friends!
2:y?
1:Because of Our Hatred of The Toronto Maple Leafs!
2:Yeah

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 7, 2008

loaks

The white\right spelling of the word LOC. When trying to act gangster infront of his friends.

Wut up loaks? You know why Snoop Dogg uses hair spray?
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Fo' Frizzle

by Doug E Fresh (like sunkist) December 29, 2007

Leafs

Losers
Even
After
Forty
Seasons

LEAFS.

Q: Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
A: Because the Canadiens have all the cups.

by b-92 May 14, 2009