straight knickered individual

A person who does not easily get their knickers in a twist.

"James is always so panicky, but Liss is definitely a straight knickered individual"

by LondonStatto January 3, 2009

shit-knack

useless nick-knacks most prominently seen around Christmas time

"What are you gonna get Grandma this year?"
"I dunno, probably another shit-knack."

by Allan D Trull December 29, 2007

Gut-Knackers

gutnak-er(s)

-noun Australian:- (subjective)

The part of your stomach that feels physical pleasure after a particularly satisfying meal.

simon and - "gee that curry hit the spot...":

matt - "yeah, that stroked the ol' gut-knackers..."

ricky "oooh, yeah i reckon... it huuurts sooo goood"

by MadKnackers April 24, 2009

Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".

Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.

by xannixon September 9, 2010

absolute knickers lah

when something is simply shambolic/rubbish. the 'lah' is to be emphasised heavily.

Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...

This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah

Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah

That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah

by mon errigal February 25, 2011

titter knicker

The act of straddling a breast with your thighs. It is highly painful and not nearly exciting.

"I tried titter knickering last night and got a blister."
"On the thigh or boob?"
"Neither."

by TheGirlWhoIsTooAnnoyingToBeHot June 29, 2014

Melody Knock

An independent sassy black c*ck loving women, who's most excited when watching noddy and giving out as much sass as possible. Commonly spotted in the hills of Gloucestershire. Approach cautiously as she may be small but she has one hell of a boob punch.

"That girl is one Melody Knock" , "That is the sassiest women ever, some would call her Melody Knock" , "Tits mgee is one hell of a Melody Knock". And so on ......

by Sassafras Tits Mgee March 3, 2015