Kevin

When you think of a Kevin, chances are there are a lot of positive thoughts that envelop your mind. He's funny, he's relaxed, he's the guy that you would call when you are bored and in need of a laugh. Chances are though that relaxed attitude and mentality lead to his more questionable qualities. Kevins can be quite clueless, and daft at times because their mindset and attitude of going with the flow often result in them making impulsive decisions that hurt themselves and others around them. Kevin quite literally speaking is a child. They are wholesome, happy, and generally a positive soul that finds the small things in life enough to satisfy their needs. Kevin's childlike innocence ends up being both his best qualities as a partner and friend because he helps you enjoy and see the small things in life but at the same time leads you to become exasperated with his immaturity. Physically speaking they are buff hunks that have hazelnut brown eyes and dimples that always melt the heart of girls around him but end up freezing them after they smell his breath. You should always have a kevin in your life, for the raw life and energy that they bring to any atmosphere. Beware if your the opposite gender though as Kevins can become quite lackadaisical in terms of romantic boundaries.

Don't be a Kevin, Lexi relax your feelings and go with the flow.

Kevin YOUR BEING A KEVIN. CHILL YOUR BEANS

by boualisisbad1206 April 17, 2022

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

Kevin

A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises

What is up with these penis definitions for kevin?

by JimmyDinh October 23, 2011

Kevin

hottest guy on earth. all the girls want him. very SEXY!!! lets make out with kevin. i love kevin. why is kevin so perfect and handsome.

omg i wish im kevins girlfriend!!!!

by supercling123 June 28, 2011

kevin garnett

awesome basketball player that is black as night

i closed my eyes and saw kevin garnett

by stan April 12, 2006

kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female

the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

by kkgg73 January 13, 2008

Kevin Jonas

Lead guitarist of the teen pop sensation The Jonas Brothers, Kevin is basically the perfect male. Not only is he gorgeous, but he is also talented in the art of guitar-playing, has strong morals, which is very admirable in this day and age, and is the sweetest guy to ever walk the planet.

Teen Girl #1: Oh my gosh, I love Nick Jonas with all of my heart!

Teen Girl #2: I'm going to have Joe Jonas's babies!

Teen Girl #3: Guys, Nick and Joe are pretty cool, but Kevin Jonas is clearly the epitome of perfection.

by ErinFTW February 25, 2008