kaled

A guy with no hairline and a guy who puts himself on top of everyone else.

Person 1: That kaled looks so sad
Person2: It's probably because he ain't got a hairline

by Superlitfamboy June 8, 2018

kalambo 02

An online alias used for an extremely lonely and unwitty person; A person to bug on AOL Instant messenger when bored.

Example Conversation:
HIGHLYAMUSED: sup dingdong
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my little snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: you!!!
KALAMBO 02: your mama
KALAMBO 02: i know u r gay
HIGHLYAMUSED: where's the cream filling?
HIGHLYAMUSED: KALAMBO 02<<---ahh, that's the stuff
KALAMBO 02: thats why u dont like britney
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: aww, my little dingdong is so cute when he's weirded out
KALAMBO 02: ?
HIGHLYAMUSED: who's my dingdong snackey cake??
HIGHLYAMUSED: YOU ARE!!!
HIGHLYAMUSED: in other news, a person by the alias HIGHLYAMUSED overdosed yesterday on carpet cleaners
HIGHLYAMUSED: so, did you like the howler monkey i sent you in the cake?
HIGHLYAMUSED: i thought the thong was a nice touch
*** KALAMBO 02 signed off

by highlyamused November 17, 2003

Kale Marr

This fuckin' Man Bear Pig Creature found in the wild jungle of matata. He travels via hooves to this school edikum to beat everyone at sports then eat them cos he's a man bear pig.


Oh and he's gay with jacob

Toni: Oh my gawsh, WAT DE FACK IS THAT?!?!

Roger: It's a Kale Marr.

Toni: I thought Man Bear Pigs were extinct.

Roger: You thought wrong.

by Gaycob Simpson March 4, 2009

kaleb 33

Kaleb is the perfect guy to suck delivery guys and have a fun time in the closet with a male cat.

Kaleb 33 loves cock and he is truley a nice girl/guy.

by jhffd May 30, 2017

kaleha

One of the most down to earth person you will ever met. She is super sweet and bad at the same time. One thing for sure is that you won't have to worry bout her loyalty. Her loyalty is stronger then the song Kendrick Lamar made. Kaleha is a special person she can be very OCD so please stay neat if she just cleaned cause you got a good 2 days before her OCD wears off again. Other than that she is highly goofy but beautiful and respectful .... Definitely someone you would want to bring to Mom's.

Kaleha is a leader

by Lee Lee 17 February 10, 2018

Kale Boy

The word used to describe a Black Transgender Lesbian Woman Democrat Femenist Communist with Red Hair. I don't know either.

Fucking Kale Boy

by All Hail Trump The Third December 20, 2018

kaleb scheid

an idiot that sits all day playing Minecraft and owns a gang that will mess you up. said to be the king of elco.

kaleb Scheid is dumb

by the dumd guy December 2, 2019