Kyle

Kyle is one of the best people you can ever meet in your life. If you come across one, keep him close. He's a person who should be cherished greatly and you should always let a Kyle know how much he really means to you. He will always be there for you to cheer you up. Never take him for granted. You will never meet someone as funny and caring as Kyle. Consider yourself lucky if you know a Kyle. If you are a Kyle, you should know that you are the best person out there. Every Kyle is unique and not all drink monster. Some Kyle's are sensitive and like to have nice calls with you and cycle crazy distances. He may also have a thing for legs but if you see his you will see why he loves legs. Kyle, you are so, so loved. Happy birthday my friend :)

"Did you see that guy over there? He gives off the most immaculate vibe ever."
"Yeah that's Kyle. He's the best cyclist I've ever seen. I'm proud to call him my best friend."

by NightElvesAreBetterThanWorgens November 9, 2020

Kyle

A stupid fucking jew

oh my god it's that stupid fucking jew kyle

by rabiesmf April 5, 2020

Kyle

a fuck head who punches walls and drinks monster. usually has anger issues

dont be a kyle

by kyle licker November 30, 2019

Kyle

That one guy who vapes every 5 seconds. He's drywalls number one enemy and has almost had a heart attack every day of his life from drinking monster energy.

Bro how has Kyle not died yet he drinks so much monster

by Kyle_Monsterdestroyer May 21, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is the god of all the n word passes. He can give them out to any and all who ask. Be warned, he is spooked very easily and will be known for his monster fueled drywall rages. As an offering bring Kyle some sugar cubes.

"Hey Kyle!"
Kyle: "Sup Nigga"

by FuniGamer August 26, 2019

Kyle

A man with an enormous addiction to Monster energy drinks and always has them handy in times of need

“Where did you get all those monster?”
“Kyle…”

by King Shlook April 29, 2019

Kyle

A skinny ass, insecure, fag boy that drinks 4 lokos and vodka spritzers at the minimal high school parties he’s invited to. A one in a million physco path that bows down and sucks the dick of anyone in a confrontation. Has one friend who is always there for him. Someone gets with his ex girlfriend? He’s right there to cry and scream with Kyle.

Wow Kyle followed him to the woods where that kid took his ex girlfriend.

by Kylehater223 October 29, 2019