Dirty Julian

The art of smearing shit on the wall and calling it ‘your bar’ all the meanwhile wiggling your tongue at customers, only for your employee to see

‘The dirty Julian This is MY bar *smears shit on wall*

by Immortal__211 February 23, 2023

Julian Casablancas

Incredibly gifted Puerto-Rican looking singer and songwriter for NY band the Strokes. His dad was a creep; he's not. His eyes are quite expressive and he doesn't shy away from making out with guys for no reason. Not a scenester (see:Nick Valensi/Fab Moretti).

Julian Casablancas tugged at his collar and then slapped Nikolai on the rear.

by Maria Varela November 15, 2003

julian ceasar

a combination of rum with coke and vodka with tomato juice

a julian ceasar!

by urbandefining March 26, 2010

julian bailon

Autistic ass who can't break 8 in the mile. People usually call him SmallCockJulianB. Is gay asf and nigga can't even count to ten ah ah ah.

Person1: are u autistic
Person 2: no, but Julian Bailon is, he can't even break 8 in the mile!

by BigD78 November 19, 2017

Julian Arthur Beach

1. A popular fictional character from the TV show "The Cover" that was forever immortalized in many Asians' minds when he illegitimately fathered a child named Chasen, who later became incredibly powerful. Thus, Julian Arthur Beach and his son Chasen were the sex appeal of the show.
2. (verb) To illegitimately father a powerful, famous, sexy person.

1. Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Little Asian Boy: I want to be Julian Arthur Beach, so my offspring will be powerful!
2. Dude, my girlfriend is preggers. I think I'll do the right thing and Julian Arthur Beach that devil-child.

by Haoling June 18, 2008

Holy Shit Julian

A float that includes not only coke and rootbeer, but also orange pop and cream soda mixed with ice cream. An easy substitute to give you a boost that could replace coffee.

Wow, I could really use a Holy Shit Julian right about now.

by Japplesauce October 6, 2011

julian casablancas

The bloated, oily, drunken lead singer from New York band the strokes. Famous for his "singing into a pillow" vocals, head-scratch-in-confusion inducing lyrics, and hysterical slang ( see sexygreat )- Julian has become a cult hero for pre-teen girls and 14 year old hipster boys around the world.

"Did you see Julian Casablancas on the cover of NME this week? He looks homogay."

by Ashley January 23, 2005