An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.
A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.
by Grant B. January 23, 2008
It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.
It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.
AKA JOKE GRENADE.
It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.
AKA JOKE GRENADE.
Comedian: PUNCHLINE.
Audience: Laughs.
You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
Audience: Laughs.
You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!
by annamaryse December 01, 2007
A joke that quite frequently is interrupted by means of a large penis entering the joke teller's mouth, usually a person with the name of Paul.
by TheBrotatoChip December 04, 2009
Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*
by carolion March 27, 2014
Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
John: Sure!
Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind
John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)
by Thepoliceis9 May 23, 2022
Wide variety of jokes told by UT Fans, often including familiar characters such as Smart Longhorn, Dumb Aggie, and Mediocre Baylor Bear. Compare: Longhorn = brunette, Aggie = blonde, Baylor Bear = redhead.
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Here's an example:
A longhorn, an Aggie, and a Baylor Bear are traveling in a desert. Each one has brought one thing: The Longhorn brought a jug of water so he dosen't dehydrate, the Baylor Bear brought food so he doesn't starve, and the Aggie brought a car door, so he can roll up the window if he gets too hot.
Ba-dum-bsssh
Aggie joke: Did you hear that there are three kinds of aggies?
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
The ones who can't count and the ones who can.
by El_Haggis September 10, 2006
used by chavs nad townies to express something that is very funny
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
*also used by dudeish alternative peeps to take the piss out of said chavs and townies*
Example 1
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
chav a: ah look ma wizzle dat dude's jus' fallen down on his arse
chav b: man dat is bare jokes!!! lets go watch trisha
chav a: aight
Example 2
chav (to dude): ha. your clothes are bare jokes
dude: yeah and your mums face is "bare jokes"
by alternative dudess October 26, 2004