Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012

Corner Jockey

A hooker/prostitute or someone who stands on the street corner an takes money for sex.

Larry just had sex with that corner jockey an now has a rash!

by Lkephart January 17, 2011

Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.

Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!

by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

Mirror Jockey

A person who spends so much time looking in the mirror they may as well be riding (having sex) with it.

Loving yourself that much isn't right, how much time does he spend in the bathroom? He's a total mirror jockey!

by Sammi3004 November 28, 2012

booth jockey

One who spends a lot of time behind the table at any type of convention or trade show.

One who works a lot of convention booths.

1; "Man look at that guy, he looks bored just standing there all day"
2; "You know, the life of a booth jockey is not that easy"

by Dr_Ninja March 16, 2010

Lot jockey

An employee at a dealership who moves the cars. Term usually used to make fun of a lot technician.

That lot jockey keeps stalling the manual mustang

The lot jockey just burned out the clutch

by AtothatJ September 18, 2017