bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

Jew Step

When a Jew does their Interpretation of the 2 Step.

Lexi: Look at Anna Rose

Taylor: She is Working the Jew Step

by Tay&Lex December 14, 2009

Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

Jew-Gypsu

a style of martial art primarily used to buy anything at cheaper cost using haggling, bargaining, or trading.Jew Gypsy Bargaining Haggle Trade Cheap frugal

I used my Jew-Gypsu training to get this car at cost.

by RedStatus March 10, 2015

dum jew

A person who has money but is a dumb ass and just steels shit insted of buying it

That Jew steels shit even though he has money and that why hes a dum jew

by Dum albino jew rhino April 1, 2017

Jew Frizzles

Those things that hang from a Jewish rabbi's hat

Hey did you see Rabbi Ambrowski's new Jew frizzles?

by ToothTheTooth June 4, 2018

Jew Snap

The word Jew Snap refers to when people attempt to haggle the price of something. Can also be used like; Jew snapped, jew snapping.

"Yo, I jew snapped this 7ft dildo for 90% off"

by JewSnapper December 27, 2018