jens

very hot, and sexy looking guy who has a big dick.

bro that guy must be a Jens.

by Dikke HAMBOE September 3, 2020

Jens

The kind of dude to be a billionaire, but hopefully one who pays his taxes. Unique name, but memorable. Someone who can go by first name only like Beyoncé or Kermit.

Damn, Jens is a billionaire.

by Big Ol’ D-Man November 22, 2021

jen

jen. she's a beautiful funny and nice girl sometimes she can be crazy and wild but she's amazing and she knows it no matter what she goes through she always makes it out with or without anyone. she deserves a lot more than she's given because she's amazing. never give up jen!! 😍

jens amazing!!!!

i know right??

by your mom mom November 1, 2021

Jens

He is a bitch. To be honest I don’t think he should belong in this world. Jens’ are special cuz they are deaf and blind but they are not mute. We think he needs to be mute. Jens’ are bad friends mostly on gaming. They have a limit of 15 subs on youtube

That guy is really annoying and makes me rage when we play moomoo.io is his name Jens

by Retarded_BitchTurd May 7, 2018

jens

a person who has an extraordinarily large penis and very fucking ripped

wow, he’s so muscular
ah, must be jens.

by notjens69 April 2, 2021

Jen

Usually really kind when you first meet her. She is friendly to everybody she meets, but don’t let that fool you. The more you get to know her, the more likely you are to want to hurt her. A Jen can be pretty impatient and will not wait for you if you piss her off. She will most likely just say adios and move on with her day. Beware her, because her looks will captivate you no matter how much you resist. Once in a blue moon she can be nice, but is most of the time incredibly emotional, and if not that, angry. A Jen will most likely try to be nicer to you if you have a lot to offer, otherwise, you’re done for.

Friend 1:Look how much she’s smiling over that that worker, she seems so friendly! Is she a Claire?

Friend 2: no! That’s Obviously a Jen, can’t you tell how fake her laughter is? I bet it’s full of deceitful thoughts, and disgust just behind a mask!

Friend 1: gosh, I’ll have to be careful around Jens then!

by helolooo May 12, 2020

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019