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january movie 

In January film distributors have to release movies to keep making money, but don't put much time into them the way they do with December movies. The result is a january movie, films like Alone in the Dark, White Noise, Open Water, 27 Dresses, or Fool's Gold.

Note- A January Movie isn't nessasarily in January, it comes out around that time, usually January of February.
Bob: "Hey Nelly do you want to go see White Noise?"

Nelson: "Hell no, I will not see some stupid January Movie."
january movie by h.nelly February 18, 2008
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January 31 

FUCK YEAH. If you have the birthday January 31st y’all are some funny ass people. I swear you guys don’t like talking to people but you play it off like you do. Kinda like y’all are crackheads but if wife y’all up tbh.
Random person: OH hi!

January 31st ppl: fuck man
January 31 by Chillin man December 30, 2019

January 20th 

If ur born on January 20th ur sweet reliable honest and good looking
For example if sombody says
Hey u look very good today
U say:that’s because I was born on January 20th💕
January 20th by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020

January 24 

Kiss your crush/bf/gf day! .
You: Today is January 24! kiss your crush/bf/gf!
Crush/bf/gf: alright kiss me.
January 24 by Justthislolabunny January 21, 2022

january 7 

january 7th is christmas for Russians and famous person's birthday
in Russia Christmas is january 7th and also a famous actor's birthday
january 7 by chonkle booty book December 23, 2017

JANUARY 23 

If you were born on this day then you are extremely the best. January 23 was the day the realest ppl ever were born!if your have a best friend,girlfriend, or boyfriend

keep them because they will always be there.
boy:hey
girl:hey
boy:when’s your birthday

girl: january 23
3 years later
girl:hey

boy:hey i thought you go and talk about me like the rest
girl:well im not like the rest once i here im here for life

January 30 

The day I made a mistake of asking for a baby sister
On January 30th the demon known as my sister was born.
January 30 by Senpai~~ November 3, 2019