silly jail

A place you’re sent for getting too silly

“Stop being such a goof— go to silly jail!”

by PyjamaLampshade December 1, 2024

Children Jail Job

When a girl with braces gives you a blow job/ hand job and you cum in her braces, therefor trapping your swimmers, and children in a jail-like structure.

Hey bro, see Molly over there? Last night she gave me a massive Children Jail Job, it was so hot.

by W E E N S U C C September 15, 2019

Scrottum Jail Cell

A JAIL CELL FOR THE SPERM.

Bob releases his children in the air from his scrottum jail cell.

by Slick Asian March 23, 2017

Disney Jail

When a child gets their head stuck in between a fence, usually from excitement or stupidity, (or both) and preferably at a Disney park

Person 1: Did you see all those paramedics rushing through Tomorrowland? I wonder what happened.
Person 2: Sounds like some idiot kid got stuck in Disney Jail

by x9grppngdeath November 22, 2023

Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

retard jail

A locked psychiatric unit or facility that people with a mental illness and/or mental disability are incarcerated for wrong doing.

That idiot was touching children again so they through him into retard jail.

by 6sharpie9 March 16, 2016

Jail Broccoli

A vegetable that is used as a term for people who are about to go to prison.

Enjoy your jail broccoli you pedo

by Aescp September 16, 2020