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Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger is an "ironic" phrase used by people who look like drowned sewer rats on benefits. The definition of the word derives from "Swagger Jacker" which means to steal or copy ones swagger. The irony of that is the phrase was invented/misinterpreted by a tramp like skag whore for a release of a song in 2011 to which the music video stars Cheryl Cole miming the lyrics... Oh sorry that is Cher Lloyd... well there lies the irony as to me they are the same person and have the same affect of offending peoples eyes and making ears bleed!! So therefore Cher Lloyd is a hypocrite and is what she sings!!
Cher "the rat" Lloyd - "Chez... I want your hair, make up, tacky dress sense from 2003, those earrings, your millions, ashley coles dick, your leftovers, your slight bit of talent, simon cowells love and admiration, STD's, that whiny geordie accent of yours, malaria and basically everything about you to make me you"

Cheryl Cole/Tweedy/Cole - "Now then pet, Swagger Jagger, get your game on, get some of your own"
by Archie84 August 22, 2011
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Jagermeister

Damn Jews...One shot and they'll all be dead to you- Jagermeister the perfect way to a Jew-free life
In a world, full of Nazi's, one Jew, with one mission....Survival. One enemy....Jagermeister
by Das Jews September 25, 2016
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mick jagger

A person constantly being mentioned in new songs, but himself doesn't really do anything.
Tik tok: "We kick 'em to the curb unless they look lick mick jagger"
Moves like jagger: "got them mooooooves like jagga"
by Shneebs September 23, 2011
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Swagger Jagger

A dance move which involves a 'swagger' (a silly walk done by attention seekers) onto the dance floor which is completed by planting both feet facing outwards and thrusting your right hand into the air with your index finger pointing to the ceiling.
Check out that short ass dude over there on the dance floor. He's just rocked out the Swagger Jagger!
by Mr_E_Finger August 1, 2011
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i got the moves like jagger

IT MEANS YOU GOT THE DANCE MOVES THAT EVERYONE WISHES THEY HAD. also it means : (we are secretly gay)
person 1 : I got the moves like jagger
person 2 : Bro u wish *whispers*, (gay fag)
person 1 : :(
by LinaisWieard March 11, 2017
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JAGER-NINJA

When one has consumed copious amounts of jager & feels compelled to show his ninja skills to the entire female population, when in fact he clearly looks like a complete tit!
JAGER-NINJA Your average alcohol fueled town idiot, hood rat, hooligan, retard. Often sporting a fred perry polo shirt, colour of choice - Pink
by JAGERNINJA May 5, 2010
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Ben De Jager

Eccentric rowing president who got with the women's captain of the boat club. Further defined as an absolute shagger, having got with a girl at every rowing curry so far this year. Has a massive hard spot for Robert Jones of Walesland, and wants to fight to the death with a certain American Vice-captain, fully naked and oiled up. That my friends, is the De Jager way.
Charlotte: Did you see el presidente in staircase 12 with another girl last night??
Hope: Of course! That's just how Ben De Jager does it
Charlotte: Oh yeah, don't we both know it!!
by Secretshag123 March 6, 2019
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