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Jonas Brothers 

The Most amazing band/guys ever. A small percent of the world thinks that their fans are little kids. WEll 90% of their fans are 13-19 years old and if you knew anything you would know that. They write all of theri own songs, they DO NOT LIP SYNC, they have amazing voices and are great performers.musicians/artists. They are the funniest nicest sweetest most grounded guys i have ever seen. The Jonas Brothers are hero's to many including me. Oh and did i mention how hottt they are!

Oh and some call the Jonas Brothers fags. Well those people are teenage guys who are very jealous of the jonas brothers becuase almost every girl in this world is in love with the jonas brothers and THAT is a fact. Everyone knows their just jealous=]

jonas brothers 

a group of brothers who have their own band. group was founded in a barber shop in new jersey. there are three members, kevin, joe, and nick (battling some disease) these boys have a younger brother, frankie, and two parents. these boys are known for having many obsessed girl fans, and super tight pants.
becky: "omg the jonas brothers rock my socks!"
jen: "theyre okay."
jonas brothers by just_some_girl January 18, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

An angry, occasionally bigoted group of people who passionately hate the Jonas Brothers as if they raped their mother.

Insults towards the Jonas Brothers usually consist of:

gay, (variations on this word), shit, (and other variations on that word).

Their main criticisms of the Jonas Brothers usually include but are not restricted to:

- The are not screamo/metal/techno/an 80's band (Make note that haters are apparently god's judges of music and that only their taste matters, despite the fact that they are not in the majority.)

-They are gay (Most Jonas haters may be uninformed as the Brothers are quite straight. It can also be assumed that Jonas haters are also highly homo-phobic and insecure about their sexuality.)

-They do not deserve they're fame and anyone could write "shit like that". (Against popular belief, Jonas Haters are NOT widely acclaimed for their musical talent, and most popular artists actually speak fondly of the Brothers(Elvis Costello, Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon ect.))

-Their fans are annoying. (True, though this may be because the annoying ones are generally the ones noticed most often, because they're annoying.)

-They're only famous because they're good-looking/They're ugly (no comment)

-They're sponsored by Disney (Very true, but unlike most Disney stars, they were originally signed and released an album under a totally different label. And the Brothers themselves do all of the songwriting (except where other credit is given-ex. Busted))

A Jonas Hater: Usually speaks about they're love for "hardcore" bands like Metallica, Lamb of God, or other similar bands. They consider this music, "real" music and wish violent death upon the Jonas Brothers for not being one of the bands that they like, promoting civilized behavior, and being famous/loved. Most Jonas Haters are teenage boys 13-17 who would feel gay if they said they liked the Jonas Brothers.(Many don't know that the Beatles had a vast majority of female fans because television was more limited back then.)
Jonas Brothers Fan #1: omg the jonas brthers aree so hot lo <3l im goning to mary joe!!!!!!! anyone who dusnt lik them can just shut up cus ther a jealous loooser!!!!

Jonas Brothers Fan #2: I absolutely love the Jonas Brothers so please don't insult them, I don't insult the bands that you like.

Jonas No Opinion: Um, I guess they have some good stuff, I mean, I don't HATE them, but I don't really like that style. I'm more of a hard rocker \m/

Jonas Brothers Haters:quote: "faggots
99% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on the roof of a building. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% who would shout "JUMP"!"
"Jonas Brothers are gay they butt rape each at night "
"fucking faggots! the jonas brothers are fail. Their music is a major failure "
"jonas bros. suckz ma ballez and smears Crusha© on them then lickz it off and sicks it up in a hat this iz how bad thee R lolololololololololo -sic"
"i fucking hate those fags"

Jonas Brothers 

An amazing band with alot of talent. There are three boys in the group, Joseph Adam Jonas(Joe), 18, Paul Kevin Jonas II(Kevin),20 and Nicholas Jerry Jonas(Nick), 15. There nicknames are Danger(Joe), K2(Kevin) and Mr. President(Nick). They have 2 albums out, About Time and Jonas Brothers. A third one is to come out on August 12th named A Little Bit Longer. The boys are currently signed to Hollywood Records. The boys have shown they are great role models and amazing people. They have purity rings and have a strong belief system. I am in love with these boys<3
Kevin: Hey Im Kevin
Joe: Im Joe
Nick: and Im Nick and were the Jonas Brothers!
Jonas Brothers by Jonaslove! July 3, 2008

Jonas Brothers Haters 

Dumbfucks who think they are better than every Jonas Brothers fan.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly say how the music that the Jonas Brothers make is "unreal", just because it is simple to compose, or easy to play.

Jonas Brothers haters constantly bag on Jonas Brothers fans, and they often nag about the grammatical errors or spelling errors fans might make.

True, many Jonas Brothers fans are like this, but that doesn't mean that ALL fans are like that.
Jonas Brothers Haters: These fags suck. They don't play real music. You stupid little girls who only like them because they are "hot". Go listen to some "real" music, like Metallica.

Me: Just because the Jonas Brothers don't have complicated compositions for their music, doesn't mean their music is "fake". Also, just because some fans tend to be over enthusiastic and wrongly accuse you guys of being jealous, doesn't mean ALL of us are like that.
Jonas Brothers Haters by opinion April 19, 2009

Jonas Brothers 

1. a music group consisting of three brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. They sing cute songs and wear purity rings.

2. the way all boys should be; the kind of boy a girl wants to be with.

3. mean terms made by the boys that can not reach the Jonas Brother standard because they are stupid and/or jealous and/or ugly
Mike, "The Jonas Brothers are gay."
Katie, "Well maybe if you were more like them I wouldn't have dumped you."
Jonas Brothers by Jane Julie January 13, 2009