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stucker jones

The most stuck one could possibly be, could be a very versatile word could mean an object, human, even a place. Stucker jones is the pinnacle of stuckness.
Hey I’m really stuck here help me

Sorry buddy you’re stucker jones you’re done for

No please help
stucker jones by Kavsiwvdyejekwos January 4, 2021
Related Words
Jones jonesing Joner jonesy jonesin jonesed jonestown joned Jones'd jones soda

Mitch Jones 

The pussy magnet of the twitch hoes
That's what's up! That's Mitch Jones!
Mitch Jones by the phene February 28, 2021

Jack-Ass Jones 

Noun; Commonly a description of a person that is an acquaintance or someone you don't know very well but is truly a natural born asshole. Normally employed when speaking of someone who is more than deserving of being called a total f*#ing [asshole but you won't dignify them by even using their name.
Did you hear the way that Doctor A. spoke to that nurse? Well yes, agreed she is lazy heifer, but he is just another Jack-Ass Jones!!
Jack-Ass Jones by FlyGirl November 13, 2013

Indiana Jones'n 

Lost in the jungle with no weed.
When Jonny finally climbed above the second tier of branches and vines, he poked his head into the open, into the sun for the first time in days and squinted into the harsh light. A subtle breeze ruffled his beard, stirring the small birds that had taken nests inside. He saw no signs of civilization in any direction, and reached for a branch to steady himself as he felt faint suddenly, quickly losing hope for rescue or a chance run in with friendly natives. He regained his equilibrium and slid down the bark into a squatting position. Reaching into his pack he removed his pipe and tin, and sighed, knowing he was about to smoke himself out of pot. But the tin was empty already- he lost track of how much he'd smoked with the drunken orangutan the night before. He was truly Indiana Jones'n at this point, and threw the pipe in a childish outburst that made him angry all the more. He was losing composure...
Indiana Jones'n by Jonny Zip September 2, 2007

Negro Jones 

A man who showed his godly powers when he helped the niggers escape from there masters during the shogun era he cannot be defeated and he can hit and run like a nigger buttfucking a snowman in the northpole .Hes the asshole who has all the good pokemon cards but he never even shows them. did i mention hes a BLACK god.
Dont fuck wit that guy he has the blessing of Negro Jones
a crazy black gurl. has a lot of fun. she is always lost in her own lil world.has a funny, crazy, weird personality. is very goofy and loves to hang out wit her friends. has a very big heart filled with all kinds of things but doesnt know hw 2 use it. jus like her brain. LOVES 2 dance and also dance crazy. hangs out wit people her age all the time. doesnt like 2 hurt peoples feelings and feels bad when she does.likes to feel older.WANTS TO BE TREATED OLDER. veryyyy stuburn especially wen it comes 2 money even wen she owes som1 bac.very pretty and like 2 show her figure through clothes.tight clothes. also show off her goddies.can be scary at times.loves to shop but with a lot of money.loves to go places.VERY VERY VERY CLUMSY CANT STAND UP WORTH A D#*N. lazyy.wants freedom at her home.a semi-freak needs help 2 be freaky or at least try 2 tlk it.LIKES TO HAVE FUNN AND IS VERY FUNNY AND GOES CRAZY WEN PEOPLE GET HURT REAL BAD. CAN BE VERY ANGER AT POINTS.
I HAVE A VERY CRAZY SISTER WHO STAY LOST, U NO IT GOTTA BE A JONEE
jonee by FUSSY FUSSY January 1, 2012