Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024

Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.

“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

Jaspa

A boy who either loves sport, or hates it, one type stays outdoors and loves sport and is jacked, while a different one wants to be female and loves staying inside and sleeping, also both are somewhat known, but are rarely loved by women
(guess which one i am)

"Hey Jaspa, what's up?"
"don't talk to me please"
or
"Hey Jaspa, what's up?"
"oh i just kicked the footy, and won"

by Underkirby! February 29, 2024

jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 7, 2024

Jaspie

A shortened form of Aspie, usually directed towards someone with a name starting with the letter “J.” It refers to someone that has Asperger’s syndrome.

Wow…. John was really a Jaspie!

by DaRuralDictionary March 20, 2024

JASPREET

The finest and horniest brown man you will ever meet. Jaspreet is also a real one, always got your back no matter what; but if you a fine ass female he finna blow your back out.

Look at that man, that's Jaspreet. He's him.

by LENNYG March 23, 2024